Yes, this is a lesbian. No, that is not an excuse. This makes me wonder how lesbians ever managed to become trendy with this kind of representation. When I first saw this person, I thought 'woman? man? Clay Aiken?' I think if I were to say to this woman "what the fuck were you thinking?!" she would say, "well, I'm really comfortable". And then I would say "fine, but is it worth it?" To which everyone (because, suddenly, a crowd has gathered) would exuberantly declare "NO!" It is ninety degrees. Why are you wearing socks with your sandals? .....Actually, that isn't a rhetorical question. I really want to know why people wear socks with sandals. If you love socks so friggin much that you just. cannot. stop. yourself from putting them on every single day without regard for your footwear, it may be time to fill your closet with boots. Because the idea behind sandals is obviously completely lost on you. I have to say that I do respect this woman for maintaining some continuity in her look. Because when you're sporting the food co-op worker from '82 mess, you really need to have the unmanageable mullet to go with. And she doesn't disappoint.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Possible Barry Manilow Sighting
Yes, this is a lesbian. No, that is not an excuse. This makes me wonder how lesbians ever managed to become trendy with this kind of representation. When I first saw this person, I thought 'woman? man? Clay Aiken?' I think if I were to say to this woman "what the fuck were you thinking?!" she would say, "well, I'm really comfortable". And then I would say "fine, but is it worth it?" To which everyone (because, suddenly, a crowd has gathered) would exuberantly declare "NO!" It is ninety degrees. Why are you wearing socks with your sandals? .....Actually, that isn't a rhetorical question. I really want to know why people wear socks with sandals. If you love socks so friggin much that you just. cannot. stop. yourself from putting them on every single day without regard for your footwear, it may be time to fill your closet with boots. Because the idea behind sandals is obviously completely lost on you. I have to say that I do respect this woman for maintaining some continuity in her look. Because when you're sporting the food co-op worker from '82 mess, you really need to have the unmanageable mullet to go with. And she doesn't disappoint.
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she writes the songs that no-one sings, she wears t's and socks that makes other chicks zing....OMG! she could be from Jersey (what exit you might ask) or possibly from Vermont...though it does appear at a glance she shaves her legs...
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