Bad Political Fashion

Today we will be discussing the fashion sensibilities of an incarnation of Satan know as Ann Coulter. Everybody who's anybody knows that Ann Coulter is nasty bigot, but I think that people are sooo wrapped up in criticizing her for her diarrhea of the mouth, we forget about the real danger she poses to our society. I'll walk you through a little of it.

This camel toe may get you kicked out of your Concerned Women for America meeting. But what's a pair of yellow stretch jeans without a fourteen inch zipper? Judging by the size of her cell, this was probably circa 1999, but this wasn't in style then, either.





Take your size, like, fifteen boots back to Payless, lady. What is with the Nicky Hilton knees? And I don't think another shoe/skirt combination could be any less flattering to your legs. Wash down a Valium with an Ensure and you'll become much more tolerable.




Remember when shrugs were in? Me too. And it wasn't during this interview. I sort of dig the idea of the bell sleeve and sheer fabric but only on a man who is also wearing a fishnet cocktail dress, towering platform heels, blue glitter eyelashes, and a hot orange feather boa.



It's called a sweater set because you're supposed to wear it together. If you don't wear the sweater, then you just have on an ugly sleeveless knit in a strange color. Nice touch with the cross, though. They always do have a fine selection of tacky, diamond-encrusted crosses in various in-your-face sizes at Zales.


If you want to see some more outfits, just go to her website at www.anncoulter.com. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll read the content and realize why she's been engaged so many times but no one would buy the cow.